thedailywhat:

Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day: Dustin McCombs didn’t appreciate being named ”Creep of the Week” by the Jefferson County (AL) Sheriff’s Office, so he stopped by their Facebook page to give them a piece of his mind.

McCombs was recently charged with “rape by force,” and a warrant for his arrest was issued in neighboring Shelby County. This apparently did not deter him from taunting local authorities on Facebook.

After someone at the Sheriff’s Office responded to McCombs’ claim that he was out of the state, some back-and-forth ensued, with family members and friends trying to persuade McCombs to turn himself in.

Eventually, realizing that Facebook might not be the best place to discuss the merits of an arrest warrant with a rape suspect, the Sheriff’s Office rep finally told McCombs to shut the hell up.

The comments, however, are still up, and make for some surreal reading.

No word on Dustin McCombs’ current whereabouts, but if I had to venture a guess, I’d say he’s probably on Facebook.

[thanks mike!]

What the fuck is “rape by force”? And by extension, what is “rape not by force”?

What is crime?

What are words?