I just texted Mike and go, ‘I am not trying to be a bear, but dinner...– my best friend’s marriage works as long as she’s getting fed consistently.
help me win at AIDS.
Hey everyone! AIDS Walk New York is a month away and my donation page is looking mildly pathetic! My team, The Mannequin Room, is working our collective asses off but we all have personal goals, too! Mine is $500 and I have about $475 to go. Do you have a dollar to swing my way? My donation page is here. I wanna win, guys.
I went to the doctor the other week to get my vaccines for Thailand and one of the questions on the form was “are you at risk for pregnancy?” Finally someone recognizes what a fucking menace pregnancy is. I always walk with my keys threaded through my fingers so that if pregnancy jumps out of the bushes to get me, I can punch it in the face and really do some damage.
Gotta catch ‘em all! funnyordie: ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Freak Out It’s clearly more than a game to this guy.
He-Man + LMFAO mashup →
This cartoon was weird as hell.
Someone said, ‘Hey, here’s $7 million, come in and do this genie...– Shaquille O’Neal
Chrissie: I am not worried about you one bit, as you can put back alcohol better...– An excerpt from my friend’s New Orleans tactics email. This is the best endorsement of my skills maybe ever. My pals and I are going to NOLA for a bachelorette weekend. I’m pretty sure at least one of us won’t come back.