July 2011
15 posts
June 2011
11 posts
“Last time I was at Tortilla Flats I ended up blackout, talking about how no one...”
– My improv team is trying to decide on a location for Brian’s birthday dinner.
best conversation of the day, and it's only 1 p.m.
So my mom called me at work.
Me: Hello, this is Chrissie. Mom: Well, you sound so gross. What’s your problem? Me: Uh, nothing. What? What do you mean? Mom: Are you sick? Me: No, I feel fine. I … Mom: So, did you see Jason Bieber? Me: What? Mom: He’s right by you. People are going crazy in the streets! You probably don’t even know. Anyway, Liam’s sleeping over this weekend!...
a realization.
I’m still waiting for someone to give me permission to be here. I’ve written about this before. I’ll probably keep writing about it until the end of time. And trust, this isn’t going to end with jazz hands and a “I give MYSELF permission to be here!” freeze frame-fist pump-Spice Girls jamboree. But there it is. I’m still waiting for someone to give me...
time to face facts.
I am and probably always will be the person limping down the street trying to break in her new shoes — NOT the well-dressed, well-heeled, well-prepared woman who stops and wordlessly hands the pathetic, limping woman a band-aid. I need to pay this forward somehow but now I’m crippled so I can’t.
WatchSo I got to catch up on all my stories while I was home this weekend. For serious. Can we talk about Donna? In Parks and Rec? Oh jesus. Don’t you Aziz Ansari me. Yeah, yeah I KNOW. But just shhhh for a second and please just watch what she does at 5:25. Rewind. Watch it again because her face is fucking priceless. Rewind. Watch it again and call your brother through your giggles and make...
Matt Little: IMPROV: Harold auditions (REBLOG FROM... →
I’m auditioning for the first time this year. And after it’s over, whether it’s good or bad, my team will still be there. And we’ll still practice. And grass will still grow. And I’ll still wear shoes that make me fall down. And the Rapture still will not have happened! I’ll still get to feel the way I do when my team does the kind of improv we love to do,...
